Ukuyu will always beat jaduong
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On Monday, January 27, 2014 10:01 PM, Maurice Oduor <mauricejoduor@gmail.com> wrote:
LUO vs KIKUYU
The Luo stole 3 bars of chocolate and hid them in his pocket.
After they left the shop, the Luo said: I'm good in stealing.
Kikuyu says: well let's go back to the shop and I will show you the right way to steal.
They went back, and the Kikuyu says to the shop boy:
Do you want to see magic?
Shop owner: Ok show me.
The Kikuyu says: give me a bar of chocolate, then he ate it.
Shop boy says: So where is the magic?
The Kikuyu says: Check my Luo friend's pocket and you will find them.
52 comments for LUO vs KIKUYU
- Anonymous
Hahaha!
- Anonymous
Lol!
- Anonymous
your are bwogable
- Anonymous
LOOL!!! Daily post mwatuma ngahuke iniuru ta ndaa ni mitheko LOOL!!! Mwikuo muno Daily Post thegere ici..Ndamwita thegere tondu riu mbaru ciakwa ni iratuura ni mutheko. Jaluo ni Ng'ombe!!
- Anonymous
Hehehehe! Lolest! Jaluo jinga kabisa!
- Anonymous
TEN NIL. LUOS ARE VERY POOR THIEVES THEY KEEP GETTING CAUGHT ESPECIALLY IN BANKS
- Anonymous
hi hi hi
- Anonymous
hilarious!
- Anonymous
Luos will never be good at anything. Ujinga ndio yenu and you call yourselves Prof, Eng. Dr., PM, RAO, etc..........makachieth..Hata kuiba tu chocolate lazima ufunzwe.
- Anonymous
tihihihihi.................tihihihihihi......... (kufad)......
- Anonymous
Somebody stop me....I'm rolling on the floor with laughter.
- Anonymous
Who cares...
- Anonymous
The problem with Luos they learn theory other than practicals. mmepatikana
- Anonymous
I wish Eating Fish would make them smart in matters practicals.Dumb Thieves
- Anonymous
Njoro hapo sawa, jaluo inapelekwa njela na Njoro ndiye ameoja chocs za bure,hihihiiiiiiiii!!!Ujinga naye,najivunia kuwa kyuks
- Anonymous
lol......
- Anonymous
Yawa suali go slow on us jaluos we were meant to be slow like that yawa,blame it on our river lake ancestors
omera nyinyi iko na uchokosi mingi sana bwanaaaa mimi sasa talia
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
omera nyinyi iko na uchokosi mingi sana bwanaaaa mimi sasa talia
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
- Anonymous
hahahahahahahah tihihihihihihi metuaga ngombe makamwo no
- Anonymous
Ujinga ndio huo
- Anonymous
Hehehehe........... wooooow! niiiiiccceee...........
- Anonymous
If you lot do not stop this tribal nonsense which even said in jest has underlying insults, I will visit offices and do a Lucy on you in the middle of the night. Muache madharau saa hii.
- Anonymous
kikuyu ni wazuri kufirwa mkundu tuu!
- Anonymous
haha uchokosi mingi bwana
- Anonymous
hahahaha.nice humor
- Anonymous
fckn kikuyus
- Anonymous
Jaluo ni wa kukulia kwa mfuko kama njugu karanga. What was he keeping the chocolates in the pocket for? Brainy kiuk alikula chocolate tatu na aka-fix jaluo. whereas jaluo alinyag'anywa chocolate zote na akawekwa kwa cell. Mtakapo acha kutupa mawe na kung'oa reli.....ndio mtatufikia kwa sasa tumewaacha na miaka hamsini mahali jaramogi aliwaacha.
Tribal news paper, to hell with you.
- Anonymous
I thot that was just a comic relief, sasa ujinga or otherwise ya jaluo inaingilia wapi? Jaluos na kikuyus mumetuchosha hii Kenya!
- Anonymous
hehehehehehehehe woooi now thts real stealing
- Anonymous
No need for this, we are the ones to stop tribalism, we the digital generation, it worries me to see how all of us are tribal. It has to start with small issues like these ones. Admin, and everyone putting up a comment, am kyuk but am not tribal. Let us respect each other, that way Kenya will prosper rather than spread tribalism. We are one Kenya... The moment we internalize that, Kenya will be a great nation.
- Anonymous
hahahahaah....ohohohoho....lalalaallala.uuuuuuuuuu
- Anonymous
Effects of Tribal Oath-Taking on the Mind:
-Primitive and murderous tribal obsession with people who are busy living their lives and scaling heights in achievement and who don't give a shit about you.
-Propensity to commit crimes
-Beastiality
-Fucks donkeys, cows and grandmothers.
-Low IQ
-Jiggerhead
-Primitive and murderous tribal obsession with people who are busy living their lives and scaling heights in achievement and who don't give a shit about you.
-Propensity to commit crimes
-Beastiality
-Fucks donkeys, cows and grandmothers.
-Low IQ
-Jiggerhead
- Anonymous
Effects of Tribal Oath-Taking on the Mind:
-Primitive and murderous tribal obsession with people who are busy living their lives and scaling heights in achievement and who don't give a shit about you.
-Propensity to commit crimes
-Beastiality
-Fucks donkeys, cows and grandmothers.
-Low IQ
-Jiggerhead
-Primitive and murderous tribal obsession with people who are busy living their lives and scaling heights in achievement and who don't give a shit about you.
-Propensity to commit crimes
-Beastiality
-Fucks donkeys, cows and grandmothers.
-Low IQ
-Jiggerhead
- Anonymous
Your article should read: Human vs Human.
- Anonymous
Poor Bank Employee Thieves
Poor Accounting Thieves
Poor Makanga Thieves
Poor Political Thieves
Poor Poor River Lake Nilotes
Poor Accounting Thieves
Poor Makanga Thieves
Poor Political Thieves
Poor Poor River Lake Nilotes
Lets embrace who we are,we are all kenyans and in togetherness we can go miles that are unreachable ,i beseech you daily post author to stop this ,sisi wote ni wakenya huru,as media your aim should be to pull us together .I love all my kenyans brethren
- Anonymous
Cunning Kikuyu.
- Anonymous
hahahahhhhh!!!!!!!! @ magic
- Anonymous
Not funny at all
heheheheheheehehehehehhe
- Anonymous
Wa!! hio ni kali
- Anonymous
wajaka huwa wajinga hata huku job kwetu.
- Anonymous
QFI- Qustinable Fish Intelligence
- Anonymous
Jaluos are good people
Kikuyus are good people
Kenyans are even better people
Kikuyus are good people
Kenyans are even better people
- Anonymous
hahaha sungura mjanjaaaa!!!!!
- Anonymous
I think Kenya should go Somali way then the strongest tribe should recollect and rule.
- Anonymous
Anon 21 Nov 04:51 If a few kenyans were like you......This would have been the most peaceful land on earth na tungekua mbali sana. Congrats & don't despair preaching that good message. Remember God promised Abram that he would spare Sodom & Gomorrah even if he only found 5 faithfull people. So.....even in Kenya, God can spare us his thrath due to tribal animosity just a few of us stand firmly for the truth and love all regardless of tribe, creed or race. We are one.....God's creation.
- Anonymous
Wajaluo ni watu chafu, kwa body and mind, majivuno, prados, na kujionesha
- Anonymous
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