"Mauriso"
This a West Africa story. I read it 2 years ago. You are very smart to
change to be from Kenya.
On 6/4/13, Maurice Oduor <mauricejoduor@gmail.com> wrote:
> Yes Akong'o, that friend of mine is very clever.
>
> He also told me that there was a case in his area of Bondo-Sakwa kamanee
> (where) this primary school headmaster and his wife were teaching in one
> school. They were very much in love and the talk of the school and the
> area. They left home together every morning to go to school and came back
> together in the evening. They were pretty much inseparable over the years,
> never more than 15 minutes away from each other.
>
> 10 Years later, they now had 2 kids, a boy 8 and a girl 6. The husband gets
> a chance to go to the US for a degree. While in the US, he manages to get
> the Green Card somehow. Now he starts sponsoring his wife and kids to come
> join him in the US. One of the requirements is that DNA be done to
> determine that the 2 kids belong to them biologically. The result? Both
> kids are not his !!!! How could this happen? These people were inseparable
> over the years and never more than 15 apart from each other !!!! The guy
> was shocked to say the least. the guy felt very hurt with this new
> information.
>
> Long story short: the guy came back to Kenya, did a process of formal
> adoption and adopted these 2 kids that he had always seen as his biological
> kids. He took the 2 kids with him to the US !!! The wife apologized,
> pleaded and explained how the whole thing happened. He forgave her and did
> not end the marriage and eventually brought her to the US too.
>
> How did it happen? They had some dairy cattle. Every evening at 6pm, the
> guy would go milking in the barn.They used milking machines. He would be in
> the barn for 1.5 hrs each evening without coming out. The wife was
> supposedly cooking and preparing lessons in the house. Kumbe the wife was
> sneaking in a Mpango wa Kando during that 1.5 hrs of "freedom". They were
> confident about doing whatever they were doing because the husband would
> stay in the barn the whole time operating those machines from cow to cow.
>
> Oh the wonders of the world !!!!
>
> Tinda; tinda adong arom g'olwa man itok ka nera, tinda.
>
> Courage
>
>
> On Tue, Jun 4, 2013 at 10:07 AM, Joyce Akong'o <ajossyb@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Ineno? You see?
>>
>> Sent from my iPhone
>>
>> ------------------------------
>> *From:* Maurice Oduor <mauricejoduor@gmail.com>
>> *To:* Progressive Kenyans <progressive-kenyans@googlegroups.com>
>> *Cc:* GIS Googlegroup <giving-it-straight@googlegroups.com>
>> *Sent:* Tuesday, June 4, 2013 4:36 PM
>> *Subject:* Re: {GIS} Re: [PK] I do not support free maternity in Kenya!
>>
>> Akong'o,
>>
>> A very close friend of mine once told me that it takes only 15 minutes to
>> make a baby.
>>
>> We were discussing the topic of spouses cheating on each other. He was
>> telling me that your spouse can go to work everyday and come home
>> immediately after work and make you think that all is well in the
>> marriage.
>> But she can take the car to go to the supermarket for 1 hour but find 15
>> min in that 1 hr to have a sexual escapade and may even get pregnant out
>> of
>> it.
>>
>> Courage
>>
>>
>> On Tue, Jun 4, 2013 at 9:27 AM, Joyce Akong'o <ajossyb@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> Kwani babies are only made during the night? How long does it take to
>> make
>> a baby anyway?
>>
>> Ajossy
>>
>> Sent from my iPhone
>>
>> ------------------------------
>> *From:* Maurice Oduor <mauricejoduor@gmail.com>
>> *To:* roz kahumbu <rozkah2005@yahoo.com>
>> *Cc:* "progressive-kenyans@googlegroups.com" <
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>> vuguvugumashinani@yahoogroups.com>; Nvk Mageuzi <
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>> *Sent:* Tuesday, June 4, 2013 3:13 PM
>> *Subject:* {GIS} Re: [PK] I do not support free maternity in Kenya!
>>
>> Very true Roz, very very true. In the rural areas, most people have gone
>> to bed (notice I did not say Sleep) by 8 pm. As a kid in West Ugenya, I
>> do
>> not recall ever being awake to listen to 9pm News. We would be deep
>> asleep
>> by then. Kumbe the adults were busy making babies then !!!!!!
>>
>> Courage
>>
>>
>> On Tue, Jun 4, 2013 at 4:17 AM, roz kahumbu <rozkah2005@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> Harry,
>>
>> Have you ever considered that there's nothing much to do after 7pm in
>> most
>> villages except make babies...especially those where electricity has not
>> reached yet.
>>
>> Once the Counties are building their way to prosperity and in competition
>> with each other.....the hours for recreational sex will be
>> reduced...maybe
>> :)
>> Everyone will tire themselves out on their comps and other hobbies will
>> be
>> born.
>>
>> roz
>>
>>
>> ------------------------------
>> *From:* The Atheist <hmumia@gmail.com>
>> *To:* progressive-kenyans <progressive-kenyans@googlegroups.com>
>> *Cc:* Maurice Oduor <mauricejoduor@gmail.com>;
>> "wanakenya@googlegroups.com"
>> <wanakenya@googlegroups.com>; GIS Googlegroup <
>> giving-it-straight@googlegroups.com>; Youth -4-Christ Group <
>> youths_4r_christ@googlegroups.com>; "vuguvugumashinani@yahoogroups.com" <
>> vuguvugumashinani@yahoogroups.com>; Nvk Mageuzi <
>> nvk-mageuzi@yahoogroups.com>; Kenyaonline Group <
>> kenyaonline@yahoogroups.com>; keepingitrealafrica <
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>> *Sent:* Tuesday, June 4, 2013 10:37 AM
>> *Subject:* [PK] I do not support free maternity in Kenya!
>>
>>
>> Folks, i just though i should share this with you!
>> I do not support free maternity for pregnant mothers in Kenya , as
>> directed by the President, Uhuru Kenyatta on Madaraka Day. I would rather
>> we make it very expensive so as to reduce the explosive rate at which
>> population is growing. It is not helping that in this third world
>> country,
>> where joblessness is rampant and poverty is at 40%, we still want to
>> encourage child birth! We do not have food security, our education system
>> is not well established to be truly free, we do not have guaranteed
>> health
>> insurance. Folks earn less than 100 bob a day! Why do we want to
>> encourage
>> child birth?
>> In most developed countries, they encourage child birth because the
>> social welfare for the kids is very well established. There are
>> guarantees
>> that the children shall go to school for free, have good health and the
>> government ensures that even the ones who are orphans are catered for.
>> *In Kenya, i say NO! Let us get less and less children.*
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