[wanabidii] Re: [PK] A Rural Farmer and a Big-City Lawyer

What is the meaning of NONO

On 8/22/13, Maurice Oduor <mauricejoduor@gmail.com> wrote:
> Fred thura,
>
> I would like an opportunity one day to use the same methodology on a former
> Headmaster of mine. I get to hit him first, 3 times and whoever surrenders
> first loses. I would make those 3 blows count and then I surrender.
>
> Courage
>
>
>
> On Thu, Aug 22, 2013 at 1:42 PM, Fred Osewe <osewe_fred@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Heheheheheheheheheheeeeeeee! Please MO wuodma,go slow on NONO!
>>
>> In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything
>> done ask a woman.
>>
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>> *Sent:* Thursday, August 22, 2013 7:05 AM
>> *Subject:* [PK] A Rural Farmer and a Big-City Lawyer
>>
>> I read this story somewhere but I can't remember where so I'll just try
>> to
>> tell re-tell it in my own words. I hope my version is as dramatic as the
>> one I read. Read it and please help me understand the moral to it.
>>
>> *This big-city lawyer from New York went game hunting somewhere in the
>> woods of rural West Texas. He managed to shoot some large bird in the air
>> but the poor bird managed to hobble itself for a few minutes then fell
>> down
>> dead on some farmer's compound. So the lawyer went in to pick up his bird
>> but the farmer refused.*
>> *
>> *
>> *The farmer said, "here in West Texas possession is 90% of the law, so
>> the bird is mine because it fell on my property".*
>> *
>> *
>> *The big-city lawyer would not hear of it and demanded to take his bird
>> and threatened to sue "you miserable pathetic rustic farmer !!!!".*
>> *
>> *
>> *The farmer then seeing that this lawyer was arrogant and full of
>> himself, decided to play a joke on him. He proposed a solution thus:*
>> *
>> *
>> *"Here in Texas we have a way of solving such conflicts and I'll give you
>> a chance to get the bird. If you win, you get the bird, if you lose I
>> keep
>> it. Each person gets to hit/punch/kick/etc. the other, in turns, until
>> one
>> person surrenders. But I get to start because we're talking about my
>> property".*
>> *
>> *
>> *The lawyer looked at this old farmer who was not that fit physically and
>> smaller in stature to him. He figured he would make this farmer surrender
>> in Round One.
>> *
>> *
>> *
>> *So the exercise was set in motion. Here is how it would work: The
>> farmer would hit/punch/kick/etc. the lawyer 3 times and then it's the
>> lawyer's turn to beat up the farmer 3 times. This was to be done over and
>> over until one person surrenders.
>> *
>> *
>> *
>> *So the lawyer stands there and tells the farmer to take his 3 shots. The
>> farmer gave him a very powerful punch to the nose and followed it up with
>> a
>> well-placed kick "between the legs". As the lawyer hunched over
>> bemoaning
>> his between-the-legs "twins", the farmer gave him a quick and shoving
>> kick
>> in the rear. The lawyer fell face forward right into some cow manure, his
>> face buried deep into the manure.*
>> *He slowly picked himself up, cleared the manure from his face and eyes
>> and was delighted that this was now his turn and he was going to
>> administer
>> some good beating on this rustic farmer. He made his Karate pose and
>> prepared to give the farmer a good kick in the ribs.
>> *
>> *
>> *
>> *Before the lawyer could land one blow, the farmer raised his hands up
>> and said,*
>> *
>> *
>> *"Ok I surrender, you can take your bird".
>> *
>> *The contest had to end there because one person had now surrendered
>> !!!!! The lawyer took his bird and went away but in a very bitter mood.
>> He
>> never got a chance to land even one blow on that miserable and pathetic
>> rustic farmer !!!
>> *
>> *The farmer, essentially, bested this know-it-all arrogant lawyer from
>> New York. *
>>
>> What is the moral to this story? Is Okil the big-city lawyer and Papa
>> Likondi the rural farmer?
>>
>> Courage,
>> Oduor Maurice Wod Plista Ny'Alego Gang
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