1)Wewe ni mlafi mpaka ukimaliza kuvuta fegi unalamba vidole!
2)Nasikia kwenu mumeendelea hadi mko na teabags za uji!
3)Wewe ni fala hadi una-rewind CD - yes, CD! - na biro!
4)Doggy yenu imekonda hadi ikipewa jina ina collapse juu ya mzigo.
5)Grandbuda yako ni mzee; alikuwa shamba boy was Garden of Eden
6)TV yenu ni deadly, ukiiwasha inasema "Please insert Pin Code"
7)Ati wewe ni mjinga, mamako akikutuma ukanunue color-TV, una muuliza "Ya colour gani"
8)Nyumba yenu ni ya nyasi, sa wezi wakicome wanashout "fungua ama tulete ngombe"!
9)Umeunga vinoma , mpaka we hupeel maembe kama njugu!
10)Mshuto yako ni kali hadi mende za kwenu zinasema afadhali doom!
11)We ni fala mpaka ulipika chapo na 'Fair & Lovely' ndio zitoke Light and Soft
13)Madha wako ni fala ye huenda ku-buy barsoap kwenye bar!
14)Ati manzi wako ana mdomo chafu akitema mate inageuka mbolea
15)Nyanya yenu ni mzee mpaka gav ikamnyaganya ID
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