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On 4/29/13, simon mussa <samvande2002@gmail.com> wrote:
> nimepoteza muda wangu bure kusoma upuuzi...
>
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> 2013/4/27 F kitigwa <kitigwa@gmail.com>
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>> 100% FOOLISHNESS
>> UPUMBAVU WA ASILIMIA MIA MOJA HUU.
>>
>>
>> 2013/4/27 Yona Maro <oldmoshi@gmail.com>
>>
>>> *CCM oyeee Oyeeee!
>>>
>>> Mh mwenyekiti wa chama, waheshimiwa viongozi wenzangu na wanachama
>>> wenzangu, nataka nianze kutofautiana hapahapa jukwaani na wenzangu,
>>> habari
>>> ya sisi kutukanwa halafu tunasema sisi hatutukani hatufanyi kazi ya
>>> kanisa
>>> hapa, kudadadeeeki matusi yakija nitatukana hoja zikija nitasema,
>>> potelea
>>> mbali
>>>
>>> CCM oyeeeee.......oyeeee!
>>>
>>> Niseme nisiseme.....semaaaaaa!
>>>
>>> Unajua kuna wabunge wa chadema maji marefu unawalea sana, wewe ndio
>>> uliowachanja chale mpaka matakoni leo wanakutukana, nataka niwaambieni
>>> wenzetu wanajifanya wanajua kutukana hapa mwisho! ndio maana nimekuja
>>> kuwapasha kwamba hoja nyingine za kipuuzi wanazozisema chadema
>>> wanajitukana
>>> mpaka wao wenyewe, kuja kusema hapa kwamba mgombea wa ccm katoboa sikio
>>> kwa
>>> hiyo ni shoga maana yake na baba yake slaa nae ni shoga maana nae
>>> katoboa
>>> sikio kudadadeeeki CCM oyeeee....oyeeeee
>>>
>>> Nataka niwaambie ndugu zangu msindanywe, msidanganywe na rangi utamu wa
>>> chai sukari, wale waliojazana katika chadema wote karibu nusu baba zao
>>> wametoboa masikio kwa hiyo na wao mashoga? Niwaambie nisiwaambie. . .
>>> .waambie! mbunge wa arusha mjini juzi alikua mahabusu na si tunajua kule
>>> mahabusu alifanywa nini, lakini hatutaki kusema
>>>
>>> tuwalambe tusiwalambe.....walambeee!
>>>
>>> Ndungu zangu nataka niwaambieni kwa habari ya lugha chafu wote sisi
>>> tunazo wala msifikiri hatujui sisi hatuna, tunajua Lema alikua mahabusu
>>> amepata bwana kule tunajua, na kuna wanaume wengine wameolewa sisi
>>> tunawafahamu, nataka kuwasihi sana, kwenye uchaguzi, kwenye uchaguzi
>>> tunajenga hoja za msingi lakini wakileta maneno ya honyo na hapa yapo,
>>> kudadadeeeki
>>>
>>> nataka niwasihi sana, hakuna mtu asiye na makosa duniani, leo dr slaa
>>> anapita kuwasema wenzake wakati yeye upadri ulimshinda kanisa
>>> likamfukuza
>>> kwa kutia mimba wanakwaya
>>>
>>> Sioi oyeeee! Oyeeee!
>>>
>>> Mi nawafahamu wale, unajua tukiendelea kuwachekea hivi tukiendelea
>>> kuwambeleza hivi itafika mahali watatuchokoa machoni bora tule nao
>>> sahani
>>> moja, kuna bwe.ge mwingine yuko mle, kuna bweg.e mwingine yuko mle
>>> anajiita campain manager wa chadema, ukoo wa nyerere, baba yake mzazi wa
>>> nyerere akiitwa buhito alikua akitoboa masikio, alikua shoga?
>>> anajitukana
>>> mpaka mwenyewe kwa sababu ya akili mbovu, kutoboa masikio sio ushoga,
>>> masai
>>> wanatoboa, wagogo wanatoboa, wameru zamani walikua wanatoboa, wa-wakurya
>>> wanatoboa, wakamba wanatoboa, ye hajui historia anakuja hapa (huku
>>> kabana
>>> pua) ng'wee ng'wee ng'weeee, mbona ye ameliwa si hatusemi
>>>
>>> ccm oyeee, oyeeeee
>>> wanaokipenda chama mikono juuu!
>>>
>>> (sauti ya kike kwa mbaali inasikika – wamekwisha!)
>>>
>>> subiri niwaambie, hoja zinazojengwa hapa ni hoja za kipumbavu, kuna watu
>>> wanakuja kujenga hoja ya kitoto, kwamba msimchague sioi kwa sababu
>>> alizaliwa kenya, sio raia wa tanzania, mtu akizaliwa kwenye ndege anakua
>>> raia wa nchi gani? Acheni ushamba nyie, Suala la mtu kuzaliwa na suala
>>> na
>>> uraia ni vitu viwili tofauti, uchungu unapompata mwanamke anazalia
>>> hapohapo
>>> hawezi kusubiri, kuna wengine wamezaliwa kwenye mabasi mbona hatuwaiti
>>> raia
>>> wa basi, washamba wakubwa nyie, hiyo mnaona ni hoja ya kupita
>>> mnazungumza,
>>> halafu nyingine wanapita wamebana pua, msimchague sioi kwa sababu baba
>>> yake
>>> alikua mbunge, baba yake atarudi lini? Baba yake anarudi?
>>>
>>> Ngojeni niwaeleze, na bahati nzuri najua walipo ntakua napiga hapa afu
>>> napiga palepale, kudadadeeeki . . .
>>>
>>> PART TWO COMING SOON!
>>>
>>> Muendelezo huu hapa
>>>
>>> CCM oyeee .....oyeeeee!
>>> Msikubali kudanganywa ndugu zangu maswala ya mtoto kufata kazi ya baba
>>> yake, katika tanzania ni kitu cha kawaida, tunao wanajeshi na watoto zao
>>> wanajeshi uongo kweli?....kweliiiiii! tunao madereva na watoto wao
>>> madereva
>>> uongo kweli?.....kweliiii, tunao wapiga debe na watoto zao wapiga debe
>>> uongo kweli . . . kweliiii! kuna ajabu gani kwa sioi piga makofi kwake.
>>>
>>> Niwaulize nisiwaulize.....ulizaaaaaaa! Marehemu sumari angekua daktari
>>> na
>>> mtoto wake daktari CHADEMA wangegoma kunywa dawa (sauti ya kimbea kwa
>>> mbali
>>> inajibu . . . . wathubutu!), washamba nyie!
>>>
>>> ccm oyee. . . oyeeee! Niwalambe nisiwalambe. . . . walambeee!
>>>
>>> Ndio maana tunataka tuwaambie chama cha mapinduzi ndiyo chenye makamanda
>>> wa ukweli sio nyie makamanda feki, Jakaya Kikwete mwenyekiti wa ccm kazi
>>> yake zamani alikua mwanajeshi uongo kweli?..... kweliiii, kapteni komba
>>> alikua mwanajeshi uongo kweli? .......kweliiii! lakini wanavaa nguo za
>>> kijani halafu washamba ambao hata mgambo hawajapita wanavaa makombati.
>>>
>>> ccm oyeee.....oyeeee!
>>> Halafu katika washamba hakuna mshamba kama dokta slaa, anavaa kombati
>>> kuuubwa akitembea kama kajinyea vile (anapata shangwe kutoka kwa
>>> wanaomsikiliza, sorry to say this hapa hata mke wangu alicheka,
>>> nikamtazama
>>> kwa hasira hadi akaogopa!)
>>>
>>> Nipige Nisipigeee?.........Pigaaaaaaa aaaaa
>>> Bendera ya CCM ina rangi ganiiiiiiiiiiiiii?............
>>> .......Kijaniiiiiiiiiiiiii.
>>> Ukipanda mahindi yanaota na rangi ganiiiiiiiiiiiii?............K
>>> ijaniiiiiiiiiiiiii.
>>> Ukipanda mpunga unaota na rangi ganiiiiiiiiiiiiii?............
>>> .Kijaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>> Migomba yote ina rangi ganiiiiiiiiiii?...............
>>> ............Kijaniiiiiiiii.
>>> Piga makofi na vigelegele kwa chama cha mapinduzi.
>>>
>>> Nataka niwaambie kama CHADEMA, kama viongozi wa CHADEMA ni vichaa wa
>>> kurogwa, mie ni kichaa wa kuzaliwa, kudadadeeeki! tarehe moja, dk slaa
>>> juzi, (anaguna) yaani katika watu washamba nimewashangaa dk slaa,
>>> anakakaa
>>> kwenye tv anasema eti ''ooooh hapa isipochaguliwa chadema patachimbika''
>>> kama ni fujo itaanzia arumeru, kwa nini isingeanzia kwa mke wake? Ngoja
>>> niwaambie ndugu zangu, alichokua anakisema slaa, alichokua anatutishia
>>> vita
>>> slaa mimi namwambia anatishia kujamba wakati anaharisha.
>>>
>>> ccm oyeee....oyeeee!. wangapi mtampa kura kura sioi, mikono juu....(watu
>>> wananyanyua mikono), hatufanyi kazi ya kanisa hapa! hapa tumekuja
>>> kuwaambia
>>> kwa suala la kutishana hakuna mtu anayeogopa, wote si tumeaga na nataka
>>> niwaambie slaa yule anavimba macho ya watu, lakini kama slaa ana ubavu
>>> nipeni mi tuweke ulingo hapa, ngumi moja naua yule, nikikusanya yule
>>> nipige
>>> mkono mmoja mnakuja kuokota yule, akiona watu wamejaa (anabana pua)
>>> ng'weng'weng'wee ng'weng'weng'wee upadri umemshinda ataweza serikali?
>>> thubutuu!
>>>
>>> Nataka niwaambie, ndugu zangu wa arumeru, suala la uchaguzi mdogo sio
>>> suala la kudanganywa, wanakuja CDM hapa wanakudanganyeni, kwamba
>>> watapora
>>> mashamba ya wazungu wawagawieni, muasisi wa chama cha CDM ndugu mtei ana
>>> shamba hapa heka 700 mbona hawampori wawagawie? wangeanza kwanza la
>>> mtei,
>>> sio kuwadanganya wananchi, kama wanawapenda kweli wa meru wamwambie mzee
>>> mtei chukua shamba lako rudisha kwa watu wa meru(sauti ile ya kike. . .
>>> hatudanganyiki)
>>>
>>> ccm oyeee.....oyeeee!
>>> Niwachane nisiwachane?......wachaneee!
>>>
>>> Vijana wenzangu, CDM inawapa pesa za kunywa viroba, mnalewa viroba na
>>> bangi mnazomea wazee wenu, halafu wenzenu wanapita na helikopta
>>> wanawaona
>>> machizi
>>>
>>> niseme nisiseme.....semaaa!
>>>
>>> Kokote duniani askari wanaoteka nchi ni askari wa miguu wacha wao waruke
>>> juu si tunateka nchi, wao wanaruka na helicopter si tunachukua jimbo
>>> asubuhi, kudadadeeki, mnakuja mnadanganywa hapa eti ooh chadema, sijui
>>> ooh
>>> nasari ataleta ajira na soko, ajira atazitoa wapi? Watu hawana shukrani
>>> anasimama hapa dk slaa anatukana ccm, hawajafanya kitu, hawajafanya
>>> kitu,
>>> shule alizosoma yeye zimejengwa na baba yake? shule zimejengwa na
>>> serikali
>>> ya chama cha mapinduzi, watu wanajiita wamesoma chuo kikuu (chuo hicho)
>>> kimejengwa na serikali ya chama cha mapinduzi, nionesheni hapa chuo
>>> walichojenga CDM. . . hakunaaa!
>>>
>>> ccm oyeee....oyeeee!
>>>
>>> Wanatuletea sera ya jogoo, nataka mkatae sera ya CDM ni sera ya jogoo,
>>> Jogoo katika makuku maongo hakuna kama jogoo, Jogoo linapokua linamtaka
>>> kuku mwenzake linadanganya linamwambia nitakushonea gauni reeefu mpaka
>>> huku
>>> (anainama huku akizunguka kuonyesha mfano wa jogoo, watu wanalipuka kwa
>>> kicheko)
>>>
>>> Niseme nisiseme. . . .semaaaa!
>>>
>>> Kataeni uongo wa jogoo, linaahidi kushona gauni refu wakati lenyewe
>>> likiinama hata chupi halina, waongo wakubwa tunawajua, na hivyo viroba
>>> mnavyokunywa vijana, viroba mnavyokunywa vijana mwisho tarehe moja,
>>> wataondoka watakuacheni mmetukana wazee wenu, mmewapiga mawe wazee wenu,
>>> na
>>> mimi nataka niwaambie vijana wa CDM utaonekana kichaa ukionekana
>>> unazomea
>>> rangi ya kijani maana utakuta mti una rangi gani....kijani! unaanza
>>> uhuuuu
>>> watu wanasema huyu chizi, mchezaji aliyeumia ni mchezaji wa timu ya ccm
>>> tunaweka mchezaji wa ccm, suruali yangu nyeusi imetoboka siwezi kuweka
>>> kiraka cheupe kama nina akili nzuri, inabidi niweke cha rangi gani?
>>> Kijaniii! Hata hilo mnataka mtu atoke dodoma kuja kuwaambia? Kama huoni
>>> kwa
>>> macho papasa kwa mkono utapa majibu.
>>>
>>> Ccm oyeeeee.....oyeeeee!
>>> Niwaambie nisiwaambie hawa.....waambie!...ngoja niwaambie watu wa CDM
>>> nyie
>>>
>>> nikakutana na kijana mmoja akanichekesha sana, ananiambia mwanaume
>>> mzima,
>>> basi kati ya watu ambao hawajui kiswahili mbowe hajui kiswahili, mbowe
>>> anasimama anasema nina uchungu mkubwa, bibilia inasema hivi wanawake
>>> mtazaa
>>> kwa uchungu, wanaume watakula kwa jasho uongo kweli...kweliiii! kama
>>> mbowe
>>> anauchungu ana mimba?....vicheko
>>>
>>> ccm oyeeee.....oyeeee!
>>>
>>> Nataka niwaambie, kipindi hiki ni kipindi cha lala salama, ukiona mtu
>>> anasikia kichefufu, ukiona mtu anatema mate, ukimuona mtu anaichukia ccm
>>> ujue tayari tumeshamtia mimba, ndio maana unawaona saa hizi wanapiga
>>> kelele, unaona kina slaa wanapiga kilele, wameshapigwa mimba, mbowe
>>> pigwa
>>> mimba, nasari pigwa mimba....mayoweee
>>>
>>> Tarehe moja wanaenda kujifungua mtoto anaitwa sioi, piga makofii.
>>> Kichefuchefu chote kitawaisha utawaona ooh tulikua pamoja tulikua pamoja
>>> kudadadeeki.
>>>
>>> Niwachane nisiwachane?.....wachane!
>>>
>>> we ukiona unapita mwanaccm humsemeshi mtu anakufanyia hivi (anaonesha V,
>>> ishara ya CDM) ujue ana mimba ya mapacha, mnunulie udongo, mnunulie
>>> maembe
>>> mabovu, mnunulie vitu vya uchachu tarehe moja anajifungua sioi anakwenda
>>> bungeni na wao mimba wanazaa hapohapo.
>>>
>>> Tuwapime wenye mimba tusiwapime....tuwapimeeee
>>> Tuwapime wenye mimba tusiwapime....tuwapimeeee
>>>
>>> nitakuuliza swali, nitakuuliza swali, atakaempigia kura sioi anyoshe
>>> mkono kama hakunyosha jua ana mimba
>>>
>>> ccm oyeeee....oyeeee!
>>>
>>> Hotuba inaisha, zinaisha wanaonyeshwa watoto wengi wa shule za msingi,
>>> wamevaa uniform za shule nao walikua kati ya watu waliohudhuria huu
>>> mkutano
>>> ambao bwana Livingstone alihudhuria.*
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