Re: [wanabidii] QUIZ

Joseph,

Wewe endelea tu kumfuata huyu mwanamke. Mwenyewe utakuja juta. Wahenga
wenye walinena:
Majuto mjukuu.

Nakuombea kila la kheri hato hivyo.

Courage,
Oduor Maurice



On 9/29/12, joseph nyongesa <situmanyongesa@gmail.com> wrote:
> Courageous one, Your watching out for me is very welcome and is a sign of
> true friendship. Your enemies might soon start singing that your watching
> out for me is "laced with a healthy dose of jealousy" . Do not be offended,
> they are just being what they are supposed to.
>
> The story about spiders is indeed sobering. Another one from their cousins
> the praying mantis is "ten times more sobering". Here the male is eaten
> "while on it". He starts "on it" when he is present tense, by the time he
> "cums" he is past tense, his head has been decapitated. I wonder whether he
> even "hears sweetness", pardon my English, I am talking about kusikia
> utamu. It is difficult for males to multi-task, one cannot procreate and
> still defend themselves. From which ever angle you look at it, this is
> literaly a grave matter. More grave, (heavy) than either than Uhuru or
> Agwambo or someone else clinching the presidency? Be afraid.
>
> But, there is another grave involved and thats why I say its a thousand
> times better to be eaten by this queen than something else. If you think
> about it, you will see that it is a fantastic means to an end. For no
> sooner has she started to eat me, than I am part of her "system" forever
> even - there where I so long to be and – to touch, kiss and massage. I am
> talking ecstacy and sweetness unparalleled. May I be eaten ten thousands
> times over.
>
> Any how, consider that moonshine and empty air of idleness.
>
> The reality is my queen is not a grasshopper much less a praying mantis. To
> say that she is one, is to say that I am also – and clearly, I am not a
> grasshopper much less a praying mantis. This is a lady who is the darling
> of everyone (who has sense) in this forum. She gives this forum poesy and
> no one can tunya her that.
>
> I have forgotten what I was saying.
>
>
> On Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 11:18 PM, Maurice Oduor
> <mauricejoduor@gmail.com>wrote:
>
>> Joseph,
>>
>> I'm glad you're not a spider. There's a species of spiders that after
>> they finish making love, the female kills the male. Poor male gets to
>> make love only once in it's lifetime.
>> With this queen you have in mind, I would urge you to watch your back
>> the moment you finish making love. I'm just watching after you bro.
>>
>> Courage
>>
>>
>>
>> On 9/28/12, joseph nyongesa <situmanyongesa@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > Courage,
>> > My people in ecowas love me to bits. They don`t put up with anything
>> > because I am there to put up with anything in the first place. Now that
>> > I
>> > can even "speak with the appearance of wisdom", my people in ecowas
>> > have
>> > even taken to carrying me in an expensive litter. I am the darling of
>> > mankind here.
>> > To add cake onto cream, sorry cream on my cake, the queen, the real
>> > one,
>> > the only one in this forum, has wished me a fantastic weekend. Surely,
>> > I
>> > bless the gods for giving me life at such a time as this...or should I
>> say,
>> > I will not inter-fear with the workings of fate if this is how fate is
>> > working.
>> >
>> > Wo`ud ma
>> > Courage.
>> >
>> > On Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 10:29 PM, Maurice Oduor
>> > <mauricejoduor@gmail.com>wrote:
>> >
>> >> Heheheheheheheeee!!!!
>> >>
>> >> Nyongesah,
>> >>
>> >> I give up on you. Let someone else pick it up from here to get an
>> >> answer out of you.
>> >> I feel sorry for those Ecowas folks who rely on you for answers to
>> >> basic questions. You must really frustrate them. I will ask Okil on
>> >> Monday when he gets to the office computer. Apparently he speaks the
>> >> Queen's English.
>> >>
>> >> Courage
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> On 9/28/12, joseph nyongesa <situmanyongesa@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> > Okay okay, my "most direct of answers".
>> >> >
>> >> > There is *no* difference *between* the two statements for at the end
>> of
>> >> > number 1, number 2 swiftly follows. Furthermore, the difference is
>> >> > not
>> >> even
>> >> > any where else on the page. But that is not to say that there is no
>> >> > difference, be warned. *There *is a difference.
>> >> >
>> >> > The trick is that that the present difference is virtual-and very
>> >> > very
>> >> > elusive. It is a different that is imported into the page. As for
>> >> > the
>> >> tales
>> >> > of this difference, a doctoral dissertation can be written but am
>> >> > just
>> >> > trying hard to enjoy my weekend especially after the wake of urine
>> >> > revelations.
>> >> >
>> >> > The difference consists of the difference that the original author
>> >> > had
>> >> > in
>> >> > mind, your difference, my difference, Muita`s difference, Kurias
>> >> > difference...and the difference of many other sinners-and saints
>> >> > like
>> >> you.
>> >> > Funny thing is One would imagine that the many differences will add
>> >> > up
>> >> > to
>> >> > make the one big difference but wapi. Its all very complicated.
>> >> >
>> >> > Is there difference between the two statements? Yes or no? Yes and
>> >> > no?
>> >> > I
>> >> > don't know? I know but wont tell? That my friend is the question.
>> >> >
>> >> > My words are finished, do I still have a chance?
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > On Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 9:36 PM, Maurice Oduor
>> >> > <mauricejoduor@gmail.com>wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> Wewe Nyongesah nafikiri waGambia wamekuharibu kichwa tiyari. Wewe
>> >> >> umeulizwa swali na sasa umeingilia philosophy. jameni !!!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> We need a direct and literal clarifications not speculations on
>> >> >> possible scenarios in which the sentences were uttered.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Try again. Last chance.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Courage
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> On 9/28/12, Emmanueley Mgongo <emmanueley@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> > Na mie bado nasubiri jibu
>> >> >> > On Sep 28, 2012 9:13 PM, "Maurice Oduor"
>> >> >> > <mauricejoduor@gmail.com>
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Nyongesah,
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Wewe umeulizwa swali na wewe ukaingilia pingamizi !!! Mbona
>> >> >> >> usilijibu
>> >> >> >> tu swali uliloulizwa? Mtume !!!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Courage
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> On 9/28/12, joseph nyongesa <situmanyongesa@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> > Ambiguous statements like this could mean what you the
>> >> >> >> > interpretor
>> >> >> want
>> >> >> >> > them to mean. Important contextual info has been left out. For
>> >> >> >> > instance,
>> >> >> >> > does "her" refer to the same person? Is this reported speech?
>> >> >> >> > Either way, if this is your idea of enjoying the weekend is
>> >> >> >> > eating
>> >> >> your
>> >> >> >> > head, who am I to stop you?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Wa Ecowas.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > On Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 6:51 PM, Maurice Oduor
>> >> >> >> > <mauricejoduor@gmail.com>wrote:
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> Mgongo,
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> I just told her I love her means:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> A short time ago, I told her that I loved her.
>> >> >> >> >> You simply informed her about your love for her and you did
>> that
>> >> >> >> >> a
>> >> >> >> >> short while ago.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> I told her that I just love her
>> >> >> >> >> means:
>> >> >> >> >> At some point in past I told her that there was no other
>> >> >> >> >> thing
>> >> >> >> >> other
>> >> >> >> >> than that I loved her.
>> >> >> >> >> maybe you did something good for her but it was not out of
>> >> >> >> >> professionalism or anything else; it was only because of your
>> >> >> >> >> love
>> >> >> for
>> >> >> >> >> her.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Courage
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> On 9/28/12, Emmanueley Mgongo <emmanueley@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> > ENGLISH QUIZ FOR SMART MINDS ONLY:
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > What's the difference between the two statements below?
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > 1. I just told her that I love her
>> >> >> >> >> > 2. I told her that I just love her
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Let's see which school you went to.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > --
>> >> >> >> >> > "No matter how far down the wrong road you've gone, TURN
>> >> >> >> >> > BACK."
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > "I would like to live as POOR MAN with lots of MONEY"
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > "By the the time a MAN is wise enough to watch his step, he
>> is
>> >> >> >> >> > too
>> >> >> >> >> > old
>> >> >> >> >> > to
>> >> >> >> >> > go anywhere"
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > "TODAY IS TOMORROW YOU WORRIED ABOUT YESTERDAY"
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > *MGONGO EMMANUELEY P.
>> >> >> >> >> > P.O.BOX 3746
>> >> >> >> >> > DAR ES SALAAM
>> >> >> >> >> > MOBILE:0784-740487
>> >> >> >> >> > 0715-388883
>> >> >> >> >> > 0755-388883
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > emmanueley@iwayafrica.com
>> >> >> >> >> > emmanueley@in.com
>> >> >> >> >> > emmanueley@ecommtz.com
>> >> >> >> >> > chandling@ecommtz.com
>> >> >> >> >> > sales@ecommtz.com
>> >> >> >> >> > WEB: www.ecommtz.com*
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > --
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