Sunday 22 December 2013

[wanabidii] Facebook status updates kama ingekuwepo enzi za Adam, Nuhu, Musa, Abraham, Yesu

10 status updates we would see on Facebook if it existed and we were in the times of the Bible tukiwa na akina Moses, Noah, Adam, Abraham na Jesus:

1.Guys it's scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt! Woi #soo.scared!

2. Judas Iscariot posts: Am broke, nipo na Yesu, inbox me if interested #ASAP

3. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long day... Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These
 guys are funny... LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh)...

4. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic.. But these lions keep staring at me... weird!. #Noah's.voyage

5. O-M-G!!! The red sea just parted before my eyes. You guys should see this!! Instagram asap! #shocked4Days

6. Chilling with Moses at Mt. Sinai guys. There's some miracles going on here... #ku-receive manna from mbinguni!

7. Eve and her hubby got banished, ati they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #SMH

8. Jacob's status: Things we do for love, can't believed I worked for her father for 14 years just to get her. Love U Rachel. #feeling.in.love

9. Some people are so cruel.... Sasa kama Cain...how do u kill your own brother? RIP Abel... #NKT

10. Pimping my camel... Jerusalem here I come.... #roadtrip

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