Wednesday 23 October 2013

[wanabidii] Sexcare Providers to "wipe out" Tea Farmers

Heheheheheheheheheheheheeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!

 I'm sorry for laughing but there's a sentence at the end of this story that really got me roaring with laughter. I will let you guess after you read the story..

What I'll say is that better these sexcare providers than donkey, sheep, hens, goats etc.     

2 things I don't understand:

1. Why 30 million condoms? Does the population of Murang'a even get to 1 million?

2. Why is the government advising the Tea farmers to use condoms? Wouldn't it make more sense to advise them to avoid the prostitutes?

http://www.kenyan-post.com/2013/10/3-million-condoms-distributed-in.html

3 million CONDOMS distributed in Murang'a…… to cater for influx of PROSTITUTES

The Kenyan DAILY POST 15:10

Tuesday 22nd October 2013 - The Government through the Ministry of Health has distributed 3million condoms to Murang'a County to be used by tea farmers and other traders during this time when prostitutes invade the area.

The prostitutes who are from as far as Mombasa, Nairobi and Kisumu have pitched camp at the area waiting for the tea bonus which is to be given today.

Every year, farmers are given bonuses from the past year and this year the amount is estimated to be 30 million. Hotels and lodges are full to capacity with prostitutes booking rooms far much in advance ready for the mission.

Locals said that farmers usually lose millions to prostitutes who leave the town as soon as they have cleared farmers' pockets leaving them in abject poverty.

The Government has appealed to farmers to use the condoms so as to protect themselves from Sexually Transmitted Diseases.


The Kenyan DAILY POST

3 comments for 3 million CONDOMS distributed in Murang'a…… to cater for influx of PROSTITUTES

  1. 30 million do ur search wel jamaa

  2. This comes at a time when KDF soldiers are on the spotlight for looting the Westgate Mall and stealing from the dead and the Rapings of both dead Asians bodies &Europeans during the operation to rescue hostages.
    The officer commanding these Neclophilians who fucked dead bodies and robbed them inclunding soldiers under him must be arrested and first their heads must be investigated by psychiatrics from a recognised institute!

  3. This comes at a time when KDF soldiers are on the spotlight for looting the Westgate Mall and stealing from the dead and the Rapings of both dead Asians bodies &Europeans during the operation to rescue hostages.
    The officer commanding these Neclophilians who fucked dead bodies and robbed them inclunding soldiers under him must be arrested and first their heads must be investigated by psychiatrics from a recognised institute!


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