Monday 7 October 2013

[wanabidii] Re: [PK] * 8 Stupid Things Christians Believe!


As a Christian church, Seventh-day Adventists are a faith community rooted in the beliefs described by the Holy Scriptures. Adventists describe these beliefs in the following ways:
God's greatest desire is for you to see a clear picture of His character. When you see Him clearly, you will find His love irresistible.

The Church makes continuous studies for revelations on the truths about God and humanity for a better living.

Whatever one calls 8 stupid Things,well,i opine that is a limitation on one who does not practice the Christian way of life and has no knowledge of the practices or the exposition of such practices.

Evans MACHERA.

Ellen G.White Pioneer Adventists)once said"I know whom i believed".July16,1915

From: Maurice J. Oduor <mauricejoduor@gmail.com>
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Sent: Monday, October 7, 2013 9:14 AM
Subject: Re: [PK] * 8 Stupid Things Christians Believe!

Papa wod Lubao,

Please don't offer this atheist any comfort. Haja yake haswa ni kuidhalilisha imani yetu; tusimkubalie. Muathe aendelee na ukaffiri wake. Siku moja akijakumbana na matatizo na ndipo andakapoaanza kumcha mungu mwenyewe hata bila kuambiwa. 

Kwa Ki-Luo twanena "Weye odhi mana nyime" maanake "Let him continue". 

Mwisho andakuja lia mathozi na hakuna athakayekuwepo kumnusuru bali mwenyezi Mungu.

Courage

On 2013-10-07, at 1:50 AM, The Atheist <hmumia@gmail.com> wrote:

Papa, at least you see my point!


On Sun, Oct 6, 2013 at 9:11 PM, Papa Likondi <papalikondi@gmail.com> wrote:
Bravo eureka viva la rasa Harry! Tell them more. The bible and the Quran came to Africa before the Indians and the Ching chung could get here. Imagine if Nigerians had discovered America by now the Americans could be praising so many chinekes. The good thing with Chinekes is that they are Gods of anything-god of war, god of eating, god of rain etc. One thing that is almost common with all these Gods is that they all reside above the clouds.
On 5 Oct 2013 22:02, "Geoffrey Omollo" <kidikibudi@outlook.com> wrote:
Harry,

By the way, I am doing my Saturday night movie marathon. I am currently streaming Lucky Number Slevin. There is this guy called Slevin (Josh Khartnet) who is caught up with his friend Nick who has pissed off some mob hit man known as Mr. Smith (Bruce Willis - the guy sucks big at being a baddie, just like Travolta) 

Mr. Smith kills Nick and channels Slevin as Nick to the warring mob camps of Jews led by The Rabbi (Sir Ben Kingsley) and the black mob led by The Boss (Morgan Freeman).

Now, this Slevin guy is really in deep shit: he just lost his job, found his girl giving it rough-n-ready to a friend, get mugged on his way from the airport as he goes to visit Nick suffering a broken nose in the process and loosing his identification documents, gets his nose broken once more by The Boss' overeager footmen and then The Boss slap him with a 96K dollars debt, The Rabbi slaps him with a 33K dollar debt all which he must pay in 48 hours.

Slevin meets with this yippy-yappy next door girl (Lucy Liu) who remonstrates with him about the woebegone turns in his life and simply tells him he's f#$k@d! But he takes it in his stride with good humour a situation which makes the girl wonder. You know what he tells her - he is ataraxic. Ataraxic! A psychological condition in which one is not dully distressed or worried by bad stuff...

Well, I am still watching, will complete the synopsis for you later. But you can grab this and other movies from here http://www.tubeplus.me/ 

Now, the point I am trying to make is this - why don't you catch some ataraxic moment and let go and let God as you enjoy your Saturday night in peace!

Cheers.

Back to my marathon rahaaaaa...

"Never be guilty of sacrificing any portion of TRUTH on the altar of PEACE."J. C. Ryle.



Date: Sat, 5 Oct 2013 20:15:49 +0300
Subject: [PK] * 8 Stupid Things Christians Believe!
From: hmumia@gmail.com
To: wanakenya@googlegroups.com
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  1. There's an invisible man in the sky who likes to watch you while you're showering.
  2. Two thousand years ago, this invisible man knocked up a some Jewish virgin whose husband wasn't satisfying her.
  3. The son of god was born, as a result of this virgin sex.
  4. This son of god was killed (but not really, since he's also god, and god can't die) and then came back to life.
  5. His killing was a necessary sacrifice in order that we might be forgiven for the sins of Eve, the first woman in the world, who lived 6000 years ago in a magical garden, where a talking snake convinced her to eat a forbidden apple.
  6. To show our thanks for this sacrifice, we should put special crackers and wine in our mouths, where they will be magically transformed into his flesh and blood, which we should then swallow despite taboos regarding cannibalism.
  7. If you don't believe all the preceding items, then after you die you will be plunged into a lake of fire and tortured for all eternity.
  8. If you do believe all the preceding items, then after you die you'll get to go to heaven.
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