Re: [wanabidii] WHY MARRY?

Very intersting statements and that is all about married couples

On Thu, Mar 21, 2013 at 9:47 PM, Charles Banda <chasbanda@gmail.com> wrote:
> You have two choices in life:
>
> You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
>
> ***********************************
>
> At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
> 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?', 'Yes, I am. I
> married the wrong man.'
>
>
>
> ***********************************************
>
> A lady posted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'.
> Next day she received a hundred letters.
> They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
>
> ************************************************
>
> When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her
> keep him.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
>
> ***********************************************
>
> A little boy asked his father,
> 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know
> son, I'm still paying.'
>
> *******************************************************
>
> A young son asked,
> 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife
> until he marries her?'
> Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
>
> *************************************************
>
> Then there was a woman who said,
> 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it
> was too late.'
>
>
> *************************************************
>
>
>
> Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
> ************************************************
>
> If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
> say -- talk in your sleep.
>
>
> *************************************************
>
> Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
> they had no faults at all.
>
>
> *******************************************************
>
>
> First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky,
> mine's still alive.'
> ***********************************
>
>
>
> 'A Woman's Prayer:
> Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive
> him,
> and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll
> just beat him to death'
>
>
>
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